From the Facebook meme of the same name:
1. I’ve been on the wrong end of a lightning bolt.
2. I’ve hated celery since I was little, but will gag it down to be polite. (Please cook it to death for me, kthx)
3. I bought my first car when I was thirty-eight years old.
4. I was the spelling champion of my school and my entire school system for two years running, when I was twelve and thirteen years old.
5. I’m a natural born speed-reader.
6. I need eight hours of sleep every night.
7. I’ve been tear-gassed.
8. I love cats but can’t own one because I’m allergic. I want a Siberian cat because apparently they make much less allergen than regular kittehs.
9. I receive cards and presents from other people’s cats.
10. Jesse Jackson once bearhugged me.
11. I’m afraid to fly but I do it anyway now.
12. I speak really good LOLcat.
13. I once was chased for several blocks by policemen in East Berlin, but managed to elude them.
14. I can cook a mean pot of gumbo or jambalaya. Chana masala, too.
15. I need a lot of quiet time.
16. I make almost all my Christmas gifts every year.
17. I have a weird but mostly harmless heart murmur that the doctor found just a few years ago.
18. My mother’s half Irish, so I’m 1/4th.
19. Yes, I love technology,
But not as much as you, you see.
But still, I love technology,
Always and forever.
20. If you know where #19 comes from, we will probably get along.
21. I am working on a novel.
22. I read myself to sleep every night.
23. My first celebrity crush was Burt Ward (who played Robin on the Batman TV series) when I was five.
24. I watch only public television.
25. I feel egotistical when I talk about myself this much!
