August 2009
5 posts
protector of truth. slayer of darkness. skunk.
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Female, Liberal, and Armed -or- SAY HELLO TO THE...
I am sorely tempted to show up outside one of these idiotic “town hall” meetings with my firearm, wearing a cute skirt and an Obama ‘08 button. Female, liberal, gun owner—I can hear the gears grinding and pinging in their tiny Rethug brains already.
I never thought I would own a gun, but right now I live in out in the country by myself, and this spring I acquired a...
LOLsome Caturday . . . →
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25 Random Things About Me
From the Facebook meme of the same name:
1. I’ve been on the wrong end of a lightning bolt. 2. I’ve hated celery since I was little, but will gag it down to be polite. (Please cook it to death for me, kthx) 3. I bought my first car when I was thirty-eight years old. 4. I was the spelling champion of my school and my entire school system for two years running, when I was twelve...
February 2009
1 post
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The last thing you said to your cat: Survey on...
Goddammit Gilbert get OFF ME.
“In or out, you retard. Make up your mind.” “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” “See, the problem is that you forgot to include the added weight of the fuel itself, which is why your rocket isn’t doing what you want.” “Lamar, really… what is it about a hot cup of coffee that attracts...
January 2009
3 posts
Is this thing on?
In which I discover Photo Booth on the Mac:
“I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I JUMP THE SHARK because I will be eating that sucker...”
– Sockington
December 2008
2 posts
Jobs you don't want
^^clicky for bigger, more hissing
STFU-or-start-paying-taxes trifecta complete
Asshats.
November 2008
20 posts
Why we order the turkey from Acquistapace's
^^clicky for how not to blow yourself up on Thanksgiving
divamama's Cajun fried turkey recipe
Call Acquistapace’s
Order turkey
Pick up turkey day before Thanksgiving
NOM NOM NOM
I don't know why this cracks me up so much--
—oh, wait. Yes, I do. Because I’m easily amused.
Awesome time sink →
Google image search + Life magazine photo archive = WIN
STFU or start paying taxes, part deux
At this point I’ll just be happy with the STFU part. Where were the emotions of disgust and outrage and the public statements when Bush and his cronies caused the deaths of tens of thousands of Iraqis? Oh, right, if you’re already born and a heathen, then I suppose you don’t count. Wankers.
WatchKitteh vs. Printer in the Battle of the Century! (Version without captions or sound effects.)
Caturday again so soon
(Clicky pic for a surfeit of LOLcats)
STFU or give up the tax exemption
This priest can kiss my church-and-state-separatin’ ass.
I heart Sockington! →
He reminds me of archy and mehitabel. Go read.
Tender Moose Steaks
“Sitting here in these chairs that I’m going to be proposing but in working with these governors who again on the front lines are forced to and it’s our privileged obligation to find solutions to the challenges facing our own states every day being held accountable WHARRGARBL”
For a while I’ve noticed Palin’s Gertrude Stein-eqsue gift for the meandering sentence, the...
(clicky pic for bigger, more lolsome)
Tomorrow at the Naval Observatory
Cheney: You ready to do this thing?
Biden: I was born ready, Sally…
Cheney (unfurling wings): IT BEGINS
Biden (whipping sawed-off shotgun out from under his suit coat): Say hello to the BOOMSTICK, HELLBEAST!
—from wonkette.com
Caturday in the FARK
I think it was the Fourth of July… oops, nope. Dang song is stuck in my head now.
“NOW THAT I’M IN THE NEW YORK TIMES I NEED A TRAILER AND TOUR BUS AND...”
– or—”Cats discover Web 2.0 before most university faculty”
“What really needs to happen, though, is for Barack Obama to beat the shit out of...”
– wonkette.com on Joe Lieberman’s day of reckoning with Harry Reid
FTW!
No, it’s not Maru, it’s Newsweek!
And it’s after the election, and I’m still enjoying it. She can have twenty minutes of fame instead of fifteen. I’m feeling generous.
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Parable of the abused wife
When they were dating, he was all sweetness. Sure, he had strong opinions on what their life together should be like, but he promised he would listen to her and make compromises.
She’d saved money and owned her house, but he managed to run through all her savings in a year or two with his grandiose remodeling projects. After he spent her ready cash, he took out a mortgage on her house,...
“Cherish your dreams, for they are the blueprint of your House of Pain.”
– askaninja.com
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee →
Kittens: Nature’s happy pills.
“He would have been a good man if he had lost an election every day of his life.”
– Me, on John McCain’s concession speech, with apologies to Flannery O’Connor